Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The Houston Rockets “usher” who nearly shattered the dance cam with his boiling hot sweet moves!

SPOILER ALERT: This “usher” is most likely a STUNT QUEEN plant who was obviously scouted by the Houston Rockets at Juilliard’s school of dance. Because as many have pointed out, he’s not wearing a name tag, and any smart usher would never just serve up nipple-hardening moves for free like this. But I’m not 100% hating on this, because any ball-throwing game is instantly made better when anyone distracts from that boring ball-throwing shit with dance moves you’d see at an audition for a 90s boy band made up of suburban dads.

During a game between the Houston Rockets and some other team at the Toyota Center on Tuesday, the dance cam was scanning the crowd when it suspiciously landed on an “usher” who played all shy-like for a few seconds before giving the people a show that’d even make over-the-top master Justin Timberlake say, “Err, you may want to tone it down a bit.” The Baryshnikov of planted sports arena dancers threw in a million spectacular moves in a quick second. And I hope the Houston Rockets gave him a bonus for that flip.

Our dance cam has been full of surprises all season. 😂

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The dance cam Fred Astaire probably made his one and only appearance at a Houston Rockets game, sadly. Because the owners of the Toyota Arena know that if they made him a regular thing, the people would demand that the seats be turned to face him instead of the court, and that could be expensive.

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