Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month? 

April 6, 2018 / Posted by:

The theme of March’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown can be summed up with one word: GLAMOOOOOOUR!

Drag Queen Elsa brought the icy glamour (and sex, see that tingle-inducing screen shot) while saving a cop wagon in Boston. Dog the Scottish Fold regularly brings the glamour in his Lennon glasses while selling fish to the people in Vietnam. Adam Rippon brought the dressed-up leather twink glamour at the Oscars. And last but not even close to being least, SpongeBob’s Russian human second cousin always slathers Russia with electrocuted Brillo pad glamour.

Like always, this month’s contest to find our new Hot Slut of the Month is made up of the three Hot Slut of the Days who got the most Facebook likes. The fourth one is a wild card picked by me. Your choices for March are:

Drag Queen Elsa, the Boston bro in Elsa from Frozen drag who beautifully sang out, “Let it goooooo,” to a bunch of snow that was holding a cop wagon hostage.

Dog, the Scottish Fold pussy who sells fish and other stuff at a market in Vietnam, and does it in fashion-forward ensembles that French Vogue will copy for months to come.

Adam Rippon’s Oscar harness, which he wore to the Oscars after making the 100% right decision to dress like a twink-ified James Bond on his way to a gay sex party.

Valentina Petrenko, the Russian federation senator who knocked over the internet with her fried hair wall of secrets (and Russian bots).

The winner of March’s glamour-off (and Hot Slut of the Month contest) will be announced next Friday!


Pics: Facebook, Facebook, Wenn.com, AP

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