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April 6, 2018 / Posted by:

The spider that saved Aquaria’s life on last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race!

Flames of outrage filled my living room while watching Drag Race last night when RuPaul didn’t bring out the breakout star of the night, the spider, and declared, “Spidey-Girl, you’re a winner, baby! You’ve just won five thousand dooluhs worth of jewelry from Fierce Drag Jewels.” Because that spider was the true winner of last night’s episode.

Hunty Long Legs made her ultra theatrical debut on Drag Race during a fight between Aquaria and The Vixen. The Vixen won a challenge while wearing a wig borrowed from Eureka, and some of the queens called her out for it, including Aquaria who fired this shot:  “Can we talk about how your best drag is someone else’s wig? That’s confusing. I brought my best drag, I didn’t borrow my best drag.” The Vixen pulled out her own shank (not borrowed from Eureka, this time) and shiv’d a bitch by saying, “If you brought your best drag, why didn’t you wear it on the runway? What are you saying? I’m at the top and you’re at the bottom? You tried to be shady, it didn’t work.”

And just went it looked like The Vixen was going to take over Aquaria’s body by going all the way in, Aquaria’s life got saved by a stunningly elegant creature who served Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Tarantula-legs (that didn’t work, but just go with it). The queens spotted Miss Fang-jie (get it, cause spiders have fangs? Okay, I’ll stop) and Mayhem screeched louder and higher than Ross Mathews on a rollercoaster. The sight of that spider nearly made the queens grab a wig, throw it on their heads and then yank it off from the terrifying arachnophobia of it all. But thankfully, the butchest queen of them all, Kameron Michaels, rid the workroom of danger by catching the spider.

Aquaria should send that spider an edible arrangement as a thank you. Because if it wasn’t for that spider, Aquaria would be getting dirt under her fingernails while digging out of the grave that The Vixen buried her in. Clip via TVLine:

RuPaul’s Drag Race

 

I see that Shangela learned the power of shape-shifting, and shape-shifted into a spider to get back into the Drag Race workroom again after getting ROBBED of the All-Stars crown. If that spider really is Shangela, she’ll be back again and will hopefully win it all this time. Justice4TheSpider(AndShangela)!

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