The Calabassas Cackle (aka Pimp Mama Kris) is particularly shrill today as she continues her reign of terror to bring down Blac Chyna. OK, fine. It wasn’t Kris Jenner. It was just Blac confusing a stroller at Six Flags with a javelin that ruined her chance at launching her own empire based off her offspring. Silly BC. There’s only one person who can do that!
TMZ says Chyna had a deal to peddle strollers for a company called Momiie, but it went south after video emerged of her using a stroller to whoop some ass at Six Flags on Sunday. It remains unclear if Momiie execs were more pissed at her using a stroller for violent reasons or that when she chose to use a stroller for violent reasons, it wasn’t clear if she was using a Momiie stroller. It’s also apparent the stroller tiff was the last straw in a laundry list of grievances company execs had with Blac Chyna. Execs felt like Chyna was difficult to deal with, and there was the whole “leaked sex tape“ thing that didn’t jive with their stroller-toting mommy image. I mean, it’d totally go with the type of mother I would be if I had lady bits, but I digress. A rep for Momiie gave this statement:
“[We] cannot excuse that sort of reaction and behavior particularly in a family resort around children.”
Rob Kardashian is said to be pondering legal action (shocking) against Blac for putting their daughter in harm’s way, but she’s saying she was defending their daughter – thus the need for a stroller-turned-sword.
Chyna losing the deal is a bit major since she signed up to be a brand ambassador with the goal of launching her own line if it went well. We know how that went, and I’m sure Kris Jenner is swooping in like a vulture to Momiie execs to say, “The Kardashian Kompound is like a Cedars Sinai maternity ward annex right now! Pick me! Choose me! Love me!”