All us basic betches had a reason to grab the Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough late last night when Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan announced they split up. First Kermit and Miss Piggy, then Chris Pratt and Anna Faris and now this?! Who is next?? Chicken nuggets and waffle fries?? Channing and Jenna kept it sweet in their break-up note, and it may have something to do with them being done months ago.
People’s sources say that Chris moved out of the house he shared with Jenna and their five-year-old daughter months before the Monday announcement:
“This has been a long time coming. Like any marriage, they’ve had their ups and downs over the years but they really started to grow apart within the last year.”
Despite claims that they were Hollywood’s “it” couple, Jenna tried to shoot that down back in a February interview, saying they fought like the rest of us crusty crabs. That also could be because being labeled an “it” couple in Hollywood is the relationship kiss of death these days just like pop princesses were in the early aughts. While we all rolled our eyes and needed pain ointment after reading their standard “we’ll always love each other” shit, Jenna and Channing were able to put on a brave (and painted) face for daughter Everly when they were enjoying family time just a few weeks ago.
Some people like TMZ have noted Jenna and Channing will maintain their business relationship in joint production endeavors like the “Step Up: High Water” YouTube series, and there could be more series in the future. That coupled with Jenna being seen with her wedding ring on yesterday might give people reason to scream, “THERE IS STILL HOPE!” But it just takes an ambitious blonde production assistant “running lines” with Channing in his trailer to make Jenna take that ring off for good.