Lindsay Lohan decided to celebrate April Fools’ yesterday by surprising everyone with a series of Instagram stories in which she revealed the big news that Harvard Law School had personally invited her to give an upcoming commencement address. Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan is barely qualified to give out the mailing address of Harvard Law, she really did go the extra mile to pull this one off.
Lindsay showed off a letter she claims was sent to her by Harvard Law School asking her to speak at a graduation ceremony. Then she gave her current employer a shout out by saying, “My work with Lawyer.com has finally paid off. Who needs Hollywood when you have Harvard Law!”
As if that wasn’t enough, it also appears she faked letters asking her to speak at both Cambridge and Oxford Universities. I will give her an A for effort for not just filling the whole thing with “ajdklhajkfhdjkhfjkshd.”
Jezebel reached out to Harvard, Cambridge, and Oxford to validate Lindsay’s claim. Only Harvard responded, saying: “There is no factual basis for that claim.” No way. What’s next, that it wasn’t just vitamins?! Although that’s not to say she’s totally lying. Maybe the truth is that that she secured an appearance fee to give out health and safety training certificates to servers at a strip club called Universititties. That’s just a bit more believable.