Night Crumbs

April 2, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

While on vacation with his “best friend” Chris Hemsworth, Matt Damon got shat on by a bird. Either that bird saw Downsizing, or Ben Affleck is now a bird trainer and trained that bird to fly off to Australia to caca on Matt for cheating on him with Thor – Just Jared

Meanwhile, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle were probably spending their Easter morning playing a game of hide the bunny carrot. I hate her – Lainey Gossip

“Remember when I said that you stole my goddamn house? Well, I’ll gladly forgive you for that if you give me $118,758.01.” – Kim Richards to Kyle Richards – Reality Tea

Is that Gwen Stefani or a blond-haired Posh Spice? – Celebitchy

How tacky! Bella Thorne’s bra doesn’t match that jumpsuit thing – Drunken Stepfather

Thanks to Jim Carrey’s evil ass, I’ll never be able to eat whipped cream without thinking that it came out of Donald Trump’s tete – Towleroad

Please don’t tell me that Billy Ray Cyrus is in that Easter bunny costume – Hollywood Tuna

Marky Mark and his nipples whored out protein bars in the name of the lord – OMG Blog

FOR THE LOVE OF SAINT JOAN COLLINS, WHY, WHY WHYYYY?!!! – SOW

The time that Sara Gilbert was a member of the Pussy Posse – Pajiba

Pic: Backgrid

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