I’m not here to question anyone on how much Jesus juice they’re consuming, but given some of Justin Bieber’s…I dunno…propensity to be a raging asshole? I often forget how down with G-O-D he can be. Justin may have a love/hate thing with social media, but it was all love yesterday to get the message out to all 98 million (gag) people who follow him with a little lesson in what is the meaning behind April Fools’ Day, er, Easter, er, you get the idea.
Justin wrote this:
I like how he captions it with a simple ,“Happy easter.” Also, I didn’t know we could call dibs on Jesus, but if you did not IMMEDIATELY think of Sister Act “My God” when he goes in for “MY JESUS,” we just don’t have that much in common. Justin is a major stan for Hillsong Church and Pastor Perky Pecs, and it’s also where he is said to have righted his ways and get back with Selena Gomez (before they quit it again). The enabler church is also responsible for Justin saying he is totally forgiven for being a turd. He’s just being Miley, er, Justin:
“I AM SET FREE FROM BONDAGE AND SHAME I AM A CHILD OF THE MOST HIGH GOD AND HE LOVES ME EXACTLY FOR WHERE I AM HOW I AM WHO I AM”
Only, Justin apparently was having exactly the kind of fever dream that excessive use of caps lock made us all think he was having because it didn’t take him long to put not one, not two, not three…but FOUR photos up of him with bunnies:
Oh, and apparently Easter is also for Noodles in a Cup?
While a Justin mood swing really shocks me (no it doesn’t), I’m more just happy that he preserved the sanctity of Easter. The stock market nosedives these days if Donald Trump so much as sneezes, so I would have hated to have seen Peeps file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy just because a Canadian canker sore is pissed he didn’t get enough treats from the Easter bunny!