Easter is that holiday where everyone hides gin or their choice of sin sauce in eggs around the house and backyard to go find and take a quick shot just so you can stomach a brunch buffet with whatever relatives you’re having to deal with this year. At least, that’s how we celebrate it in in my house. Presumably, that’s how the Trump’s celebrate it, too, (along with every other day of the year) because – pending divorce be damned – Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump spent it together down at Mar-a-Lago.
Page Six says White House press reporters spotted Vanessa, who filed for divorce from Little Donnie last month, climbing up the back steps of Air Force One Sunday with the kids and Don Jr. The front staircase was too busy getting used for a game of “Stop grabbing for my hand! We didn’t work that into this contract!” between Donald and Melania Trump. It’s said Don Jr. and Vanessa put aside their ongoing divorce to be with all five kids at Easter. While they both did their own shit with the kids this weekend, a snitch said they still managed to be grown-ass adults by the pool on Sunday:
“Don Jr. and Vanessa were leaning over the wall, just the two of them, talking, while the kids were in the pool.”
I’m sure that talking had something to do with what the Easter Bunny had tossed up on her Instagram earlier in the day:
As y’all know, Vanessa was none too thrilled when she found out her husband was taking Aubrey O’Day for some one-on-one Celebrity Apprentice coaching…but still stuck around. Either way, some point to Vanessa’s mom forking over $6.4 million in cash for Roger Ailes’s old Fifth Avenue apartment as a sign she may be in store for a hefty (in the tone of Nene Leakes) Trump check! The whole ordeal may have overshadowed the other modern marvel. This is the first time Don Sr. and Melania were spotted together after Stormy Daniels spiked the ratings on 60 Minutes last weekend, but I’m sure that was just so Melania could slip a note to Vanessa during communion that read, “TAKE ME WITH YOU!”