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April 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Bonnie Bonnet from Here Comes Peter Cottontail!

The LSD-ridden minds of Rankin/Bass have made Christmas a fabulously fucked-up experience with their stop motion masterpieces like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Little Drummer Boy, Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town, The Year Without A Santa Claus, etc… But they also dropped acid while coming up with stories about Easter too. Case in point: 1971’s Here Comes Peter Cottontail.

In the early-70s, if you asked any dealer of mind-altering drugs who their #1 client was, they’d all probably tell you, “Those messes at Rankin/Bass,” because they were legendary peddlers of fuckery. And they pretty much outdid themselves with Here Comes Peter Cottontail. It had everything you need in a messy Easter movie from a fake tail-having villain rabbit voiced by Vincent Price to a time-traveling French caterpillar with a terrifying human head to Conan O’Brien in dandy drag to a talking bonnet.

The saga of Peter Cottontail is a long one, but I’ll give it to you quick. Peter Cottontail (voiced by Casey Kasem) is an arrogant son of a bunny bitch who is named the Chief Easter Bunny after the old one retires. But his rival, January Q. Irontail, wants to become the Chief Easter Bunny so that he can destroy the holiday for children. January’s hate for children is completely understandable. It started when one brat ran over his tail with roller skates, which led him to having to wear a fake one made of iron. Irontail challenges Peter to an Easter egg-off. Whoever delivers the most Eater eggs wins the title of HBIC of Easter Bunnies. Peter takes Irontail’s challenge, and being the arrogant ass he is, he parties the night before the contest. Irontail also sabotages his wake up call and so Peter is only able to deliver one egg to a hobo. He loses, and Irontail becomes Chief Bunny, and immediately starts his plan to destroy Easter by coloring the eggs in shit colors and ordering the chocolate makers to make chocolate tarantulas instead of chocolate bunnies. A sad Peter leaves his homeland of April Valley, and ends up meeting an inventor who lets him use his time machine to go back to Easter so he can deliver enough eggs to beat Irontail. But Irontail finds out about Peter’s plan and messes up the time machine’s controls. Peter ends up going back to every holiday but Easter.

When Peter time travels back to Christmas, he meets Bonnie Bonnet (voiced by Joan Gardner), a hat who left April Valley and has the sads because nobody wants to buy her. Peter ends up taking Bonnie on his travels, and to make a long ridiculous story, short, he wins the Chief Easter Bunny contest by delivering all his eggs on St. Patrick’s Day. Bonnie also get a home on top of a human’s head.

Some amazing soul put the entire magnificent acid trip on YouTube. Bonnie Bonnet’s pivotal scene is at the 36:30 mark. You can go ahead and put down the weed-infused Peeps today, because nothing will get you high like this:

Happy Easter, all! May you all get some love and head like Bonnie Bonnet!

Pic: YouTube

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