As expected Avengers: Infinity Whores broke records everywhere and got the biggest global opening ever. Pfft, I’m not impressed. I’ve been told many times that I have the biggest global opening ever. And while every single person in the world paid to see the Avengers this past weekend, I stayed home and watched the Sharon Stone Diabolique. At least someone in this world has good taste! – Pajiba
Either Goopy Paltrow is trying to hide a goop baby bump, or her stylist hates her as much as everyone else does and punished her by putting her in a toddler nightgown from Little House on the Prairie times – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of Goopy, there’s a rumor that her trainer Tracy Anderson got dumped by the dude she possibly made a fetus with. I don’t know what’s colder: Tracy Anderson’s fiancé dumping her while she was pregnant or Tracy Anderson scamming all her clients? – Celebitchy
Erika Jayne isn’t giving herself enough credit. All of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills helped to carry this season to BoresVille – Reality Tea
While that may look like a group of middle-aged dorks visiting the Hollywood Walk of Fame star of their favorite actor, Adam Sandler, before going to party at 4pm at Dave & Buster’s, it’s actually middle-age-ish dorks getting their Hollywood Walk of Fame star today. If me Googling “How can I relieve my sciatica pain?” didn’t confirm to me that we all get old, this picture of *NSYNC did.
Like all of us, *NSYNC’s fans are getting old, but thousands of them still pulled their IcyHot-slathered limbs out of bed at the hour of the dead this morning to camp out in Hollywood to see Chris Kirkpatrick (looking like Guy Fieri’s #1 fan), Lance Bass (looking like a South Florida realtor), JC Chasez (looking like the country’s least popular Vincent Vega impersonator), Joey Fatone (looking extra DILF-ey, you can judge me for that), and Justin Timberlake (looking like a ~hip~ preacher of a new age church).
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik ended their two-year-long relationship last month, absolutely crushing the spirits of romantics who root for the love between an emotionless model and emotionless pop star. But it would appear Gigi and Zayn might have had second thoughts about throwing away those two years to the history books.
Two weeks ago, Zayn was seen leaving Gigi’s apartment in NYC in the same clothes he was wearing the night before. A few days later he was seen leaving her place again. TMZ says that on Sunday, Zayn and Gigi were spotted in NYC kissing in a way that would imply his visits to her apartment have involved more than just returning her toothbrush and phone charger.
Zayn and Gigi Hadid out in NYC! pic.twitter.com/jmTuYVhXDE
— Zayn Report (@ZRcandids) April 30, 2018
It would also appear that Zayn has shaved off all his hair, and has a giant tattoo on his head that looks kind of like it was copied from a page torn out of one of those adult coloring books. Zayn is about to get a lot of aunts clutching a pack of markers sitting close to him at the airport from now on.
When Gigi and Zayn first broke up, one of the things Gigi mentioned in her cheesy break-up statement released on Instagram was that when it comes to the future, “whatever’s meant to be will always be.” So a reconciliation wasn’t exactly out of the cards. The Daily Mail points out that Gigi has also been liking Zayn’s posts on social media. Well okay then, there you have it – that’s basically millennial courtroom proof that they’re definitely together again.
Back in December, a drunken Countless Luann de Lesseps wound up in the wrong Palm Beach, FL hotel room and then assaulted the fuzz when they came to send her on her way. We’ve heard all about her mea culpa, but the gods gifted us with her arrest video today. Gird your loins…this is better than finding out who shot J.R. Continue reading
We all know by now that Orlando Bloom has no qualms letting his peen fly in the wind, but he’s been notoriously quiet about how things are going with is on-and-off Pope friend Katy Perry. Apparently, a visit to the Vatican gives one the feels because Orlando is now out blabbing to the press just how he really feels about Katy. Continue reading
Miranda Lambert has a new boyfriend, musician Evan Felker, and shortly after we found that out, she was accused of dating him while he was still with his wife. Those rumors were given some credibility by Evan’s estranged wife Staci Felker on social media. More people are talking, and that rumor about Miranda having zero respect for a thing called commitment just got louder.