Archives: March 2018
Jennifer Aniston Is Reuniting With Adam Sandler For A Netflix Movie
Jennifer Aniston either doesn’t love herself or she only loves herself. Those are the only explanations I can think of that would explain why she would squander the last shred of her integrity as an artist by signing on to do one of Adam Sandler’s nutsack gag ridden Netflix movies. It’s probably easy money sure but damn, girl. Him? Variety reports that Adam and Jennifer are teaming up again to bring us a Netflix movie called Murder Mystery.
Cameron Diaz Admits That She Has Retired From Acting
Earlier this month, Cameron Diaz’s The Sweetest Thing co-star Selma Blair said that there would never be a sequel to TST because Cameron was officially retired from acting. A day later, she backpedaled on Twitter claiming she was making a joke and that Cameron wasn’t retired from anything. I’m guessing that tweet was sent out after Cameron hit her up with a text that read, “Okay listen, you can be there when it happens, but that’s MY news to break.” Because Cammy recently reunited with her TST co-stars Selma and Christina Applegate for Entertainment Weekly, and she broke the news that she’s retired.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The cheetah who caused the chonies of an American man to fill with several loads of caca, his bowels, his lungs and all of his other internal organs during a safari in Tanzania!
The thing about driving through a land where wild animals roam is that sometimes those wild animals get bored with singing The Circle of Life over their future king being born (The Lion King WAS a documentary), and decide to play with those weird looking moving metal box things (read: cars) and those weirder looking mostly-hairless dwarf giraffes (read: humans). Britton Hayes of Seattle found this out the OHFUCKINGSHIT way during a safari in the Gol Kopjes of the Serengeti.
Birthday Sluts
Celine Dion (50)
Thomas Rhett (28)
Capri Anderson (30)
Miss Fame (33)
Justin Moore (34)
Anna Nalick (34)
Katie Mixon (37)
Norah Jones (39)
Mili Avital (46)
Mark Consuelos (47)
Donna D’Errico (50)
Piers Morgan (53)
Tracy Chapman (54)
Ian Ziering (54)
MC Hammer (56)
Paul Reiser (61)
Robbie Coltrane (68)
Eric Clapton (73)
Warren Beatty (81)
John Astin (88)
Peter Marshall (92)
Vincent van Gogh (1853-1890)
Pic: Facebook
Night Crumbs
Chris Pine was papped strolling through Heathrow with Chris Martin’s ex Annabelle Wallis. They did that thing that celebrities do when they don’t want us to know they’re doing each other. They kept their distance, which means they’re totally doing each other. But Annabelle has more control than I do. And then some! I mean, if I was her and saw Chris in those hot freakum overalls, I’d be humping on him as he walked out of that airport. Those overalls are definitely an industrial-strength genitals magnet – Lainey Gossip
Hmmm…. why do I have a feeling that the thing that will make Jacqueline Laurita go back to Real Trashwives of New Jersey rhymes with “whore honey“? – Reality Tea
Sorry to burst your wet dream bubble, Alias stans (if you still exist), but Michael Vaughn and Sydney Bristow are probably never getting back together – Celebitchy
This new Margot Robbie movie looks like it’s been done a zillion times before, but I am in for two reasons: 1. Margot Robbie in various wigs. And 2. Max Irons – Pajiba
Allison Mack From “Smallville” Might Soon Be Arrested For Her Involvement In A Sex Cult
Here’s a “Where are they now?” that no one probably saw coming back in the early 2000s. But this is definitely the sort of update that is bound to make Entertainment Weekly consider scratching Smallville off their list of future TV teen drama reunion covers.