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March 31, 2018 / Posted by:

THIS GOOSE!

Every single goose comes out of their egg as a member of the Not The One Club. They’ve naturally got a heavy dose of Don’t Fuck With Me running through their veins. They’re more dangerous than a drunk, needy, boyfriend-obsessed trick when you check out their man. They will cut you with their beaks just for fun. I guess a dude named Hank Russell from Memphis, Tennessee was never taught that the saying, “What’s good for the goose..” should really be, “Nothing’s good for the goose,” because they hate everything, especially annoying ass humans. Hank decided it was a good idea to mess with a goose, and he’ll probably never make that wrong decision again!

Hank said on Facebook that he was out somewhere and wanted to use the restroom. A lady warned him that a mean goose was blocking the path. Now, my co-pay and deductible is too damn high to be fucking with a goose who can send me to the emergency room. But I guess Hank has got good insurance (that’s privilege for ya!), because not only did he decide to face the vicious path blocker, but he decided to mess with the vicious path blocker too. Hank shit-talked the goose by saying crap like, “You think you’re all big and bad. I will put you in a deep fryer.” I do have to give the goose credit for not whooping a trash-talking trick’s ass right away. The goose must’ve heard a Beyonce voice saying to it, “Don’t do it, goose. The bitch is on drugs. Just chill.” But the goose could only take so much and made Hank screech by coming at him.

In this video, the role of me is being played by the goose, and Hank is playing the role of Nicolette Sheridan who butchered and mangled the precious image of Alexis Carrington on Dynasty last night (I mean, Alexis would NEVER wear a full Muppet on her body).

Hank says that the goose ended up pecking the back of his head. It was game over after that. That’ll show his ass. And it goes without saying, but the score is now:

Humans: 0

Geese: 199,873,984,085

Pic: Facebook

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