People always say they do the darndest things on TV in foreign countries, but wouldn’t it be a real gas that the joke is on us Americans and Japanese people are all like, “Let’s see what kind of weird shit we can those Yankee Doodles to do for the sake of entertainment.” The Germans got Celine Dion (I get she’s Canadian but close enough!) to gargle “My Heart Will Go On,” and now it’s Katy Perry’s turn to “shine” by showing the Japanese people how many chicken nuggets one pop princess can take.
Katy didn’t waste any time in dropping her mic to go to town on what appears to be a platter of 7-11 chicken nuggies. Chicken nuggets are one of Katy’s favorite things to the point where she even named her dog Nugget, which really makes me pissed I didn’t think to name my dog Couch Slothing And Farting. Katy took just as much time popping nuggets in her mouth as it does to bring a child to term. Why you pretending to be so demure, Kitty Purry?? If I were the one being asked to show off my swallowing skills, I would have tossed them back one carton at a time.
— Shiori??? (@shiorimusic01) March 29, 2018
My favorite was the man in glasses and everyone’s favorite first-grade haircut who seemed equally amused and horrified by what was playing out in front of her and yelling, “NO, Katy, no!!!!”
Sigh, if only her record label had said the same thing when she dropped off an early version of Witness.