Night Crumbs

March 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Chris Pine was papped strolling through Heathrow with Chris Martin’s ex Annabelle Wallis. They did that thing that celebrities do when they don’t want us to know they’re doing each other. They kept their distance, which means they’re totally doing each other. But Annabelle has more control than I do. And then some! I mean, if I was her and saw Chris in those hot freakum overalls, I’d be humping on him as he walked out of that airport. Those overalls are definitely an industrial-strength genitals magnet – Lainey Gossip

Hmmm…. why do I have a feeling that the thing that will make Jacqueline Laurita go back to Real Trashwives of New Jersey rhymes with “whore honey“? – Reality Tea

Sorry to burst your wet dream bubble, Alias stans (if you still exist), but Michael Vaughn and Sydney Bristow are probably never getting back together – Celebitchy

This new Margot Robbie movie looks like it’s been done a zillion times before, but I am in for two reasons: 1. Margot Robbie in various wigs. And 2. Max IronsPajiba

Because of that hair, I’m going to use my imagination and pretend this is Lucius Malfoy in a sports bra and briefs after getting a haircut. Yes, that gave me the tingles – Drunken Stepfather

Something tells me that Kellyanne Conway will be viciously hate-watching an episode of The President Show real soon – Towleroad

I want nachos now – Hollywood Tuna

Kaley Cuoco’s slouchy yuppie suit would look so much hotter on Steff from Pretty in PinkPopoholic

If Timothy Olyphant didn’t turn down Fast and the Furious, we might not have videos of Vin Diesel smoothly crooning out a Rihanna song. So therefore, I’m glad that Timothy Olyphant turned it down – SOW

These Charlie Hunnam pictures could cure erectile dysfunction in gays and vaginal dryness in straight ladies – OMG Blog

In the pictures of Justin Theroux and Aubrey Plaza on the street in NYC, I’m getting less “new couple who are fucking” and more “chick who went into her dude friend’s apartment because she really had to pee” – Just Jared

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