He’s done it! Jeremy Meeks has managed to secure the bag by putting a baby in the satin and velvet lined womb of Topshop heiress Chloe Green. UsWeekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed the news. It’s the American dream, turned up to 11. It’s winning gold medals each and every event at the Gold Digger Olympics (those being the Yacht Thot Race, the 1000 Yard Career Bump and most coveted of all, the 18 Year Check Cash Dash). Against all odds, Jeremy went and did that thing!
While Jeremy stands at attention to receive his medals, we can reflect on his extraordinary journey from felonious Stockton gang banger to model/billionaire baby daddy. He first appeared on the scene in June of 2014 when he fueled lusty loins with his mugshot which was posted to the Stockton Police Facebook page. His purdy face went viral and after getting out of prison, modeling contracts started coming his way. Surely this was God’s Plan if ever there was one.
Jeremy didn’t take his destiny into his own hands until he decided to embrace his newfound fame and started playing footsie with Chloe. Oh, did I forget to mention he was married with children this whole time? My bad, I was only following Jeremy’s lead. After Jeremy’s wife found out, he came clean about whose yacht he’d been waxing and was officially inducted into the Gold Diggers Hall of Fame.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to My Everything @jmeeksofficial ❤️❤️ We have travelled the world together, created the most amazing memories, laughed smiled and really just enjoyed every second of life. This is only the beginning and today is your day baby and it’s going to be the most amazing one!!! Our first birthday of many together ❤️ I LOVE YOU #mybirthdayboy #partnerincrime #myeverything
Divorce proceedings underway, Jeremy and Chloe toyed with the idea of marriage. Chloe reportedly said she wouldn’t have a kid with him unless they were married. But I guess there was just no nothing stopping Jeremy’s thirsty pearls from finding her Fabergé eggs because here we are.
Meanwhile, Jeremy’s ex-wife posted this one Instagram a few days ago.
Subtle. I’d like to offer her a healthier choice. Jeremy inspired June 20th, 2014’s HSOTD pick Monifah. I am now obsessed with Monifah. Here’s Monifah’s latest with a message we could all stand to take to heart.