Corey Feldman Says He Was Stabbed In The Stomach Last Night, But The LAPD Says Otherwise
Now that the case of #WhoBitBeyonce has maybe been solved (and the Beyhive Protection Agency has since moved Sanaa Lathan to a nondescript suburb in Missouri where’s she’s working as a Piggly Wiggly cashier named Brenda who loves Beyonce, so the Beyhive will be thrown off her trail ), there’s a new case on the scene that Detective La Toyas-in-training can run their magnifying glasses over. It’s the case of Who Stabbed Corey Feldman? Or because of what the LAPD says, it could be the case of Was Corey Feldman Even Stabbed At All? (Insert DramaticDogFace.mov here)
The story goes that in Tarzana, CA last night, Corey Feldman and a security guard were in a car stopped at a red light when 3 dudes pulled up. One dude jumped out of the car, opened Corey’s door and stabbed him before they all busted out of the scene. Corey was taken to the hospital, but don’t worry, it looks like he’s okay. Okay enough to vape (see: vape pen on the left) and tweet, anyway. I’m going to need Corey to tell me which L.A. area hospital let him vape, because if I so much as pull out a weed pen in a hospital, the nurses will tackle me (and probably because they want a hit of that shit since being a nurse is no joke).
Corey has been tweeting and re-tweeting tales about the alleged knife attack. I’ve seen some people saying, “Why does Corey Feldman have a bodyguard?” DUH! Because there’s evil wrecks out there trying to stab him! But well, I guess that bodyguard failed at their one job, because they were “distracted” and didn’t see the alleged attacker come up on Corey.
IM IN THE HOSPITAL! I WAS ATTACKED 2NITE! A MAN OPENED MY CAR DOOR & STABBED ME W SOMETHING! PLEASE SAY PRAYERS 4 US! ???? THANK GOD IT WAS ONLY MYSELF & MY SECURITY IN THE CAR, WHEN 3 MEN APPROACHED! WHILE SECURITY WAS DISTRACTED, W A GUY A CAR PULLED UP & ATTACKED! I’M OK! pic.twitter.com/TZ0ppZeEWN
— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) March 28, 2018
Corey has long talked about the pedo ring of Hollywood, and he’s named names. He’s also been fighting with Corey Haim’s mom, been accused (and cleared) of sexual battery, and one of his Angels spoke out about the alleged abuse she suffered by him while working for him. So Corey’s got enemies, and he claims that a gang called the “Wolf Pack” is probably responsible for attacking him. Leonardo DiCaprio, how could you?! No, Leo’s Wolf Pack is not responsible for this attack on Corey. It’s another one, I guess:
@LAPD R CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THE CASE AS AN ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE! I HAVE HAD MOUNTING THREATS ON ALL SM PLATFORMS BY THIS VILE “WOLFPACK” & THIS IM SURE IS A RESULT OF THOSE NEGATIVE ACTIONS! I HAVE REASON 2 BELIEVE ITS ALL CONNECTED! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! HOW SICK R THESE PPL?!?
— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) March 28, 2018
Corey’s ALL-CAPS tweets might make one think shit is very, very serious, but the LAPD says it’s not “just stabbed with a knife in the stomach” kind of serious. The LAPD says that Corey’s body is free of bloody stab wounds. via KTLA
Officer Drake Madison said Feldman, who was in the driver’s seat, and a passenger were at a stoplight when an unknown person approached the driver’s window, made a “jabbing motion” and fled. Feldman drove himself to a hospital, Madison said.
The actor had no laceration to his stomach, and it’s unclear what the weapon was, the officer said.
Police sources gave more details about Corey’s alleged attack to TMZ. Sources say that Corey believed he was being followed, and so his bodyguard shined a flashlight at the car, which made one of the guys in the car jump out at the red light. The guy confronted the bodyguard. While that was going on, another guy in the car jumped out and stabbed Corey with a syringe or sharp object before taking off. The sources say Corey does have some sort of mark on his stomach. Corey told police that he was afraid the attacker injected him with something. Corey’s rep tells The Blast that he was tested at the hospital to make sure he wasn’t injected with poison or a virus.
The LAPD apparently believes it was a road rage situation.
So if you ask Corey, the Wolf Pack tried to take him down. If you ask the LAPD, Corey is every kind of paranoid, and a random crazy road rager is the one who attacked him. Whatever the case may be, Corey should use more of his Indiegogo money (it’s currently at over $273,000, by the way) to get a better bodyguard or more bodyguards. What is the point of having a bodyguard if your bodyguard falls for an amateur ruse and doesn’t tell you to lock your doors?! Kevin Costner would never!
Pic: @Corey_Feldman