Aubrey O’Day and Donald Trump Jr. May Have Wanted To Have A Baby Toget

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

It sounds like things between Aubrey O’Day and Donald Trump Jr. were a little more serious than foot photos and song inspiration. If we can believe a new report, Little Donnie was looking to put a bun in the Aubrey oven.

UsWeekly says Don Jr. was torn up something RULL bad when he and Aubrey split after his now-estranged-wife Vanessa Trump found out about them. A source says Don Jr. really wished he could quit Aubrey and wanted to spawn with her:

“Don told Aubrey he wanted to have a baby with her. They were trying for one.”

We’ve (ok, maybe just I) had Eric Trump pegged to be the softy of the Crabbe and Goyle duo, but maybe it’s been Don Jr. all along:

“He’d call Aubrey and leave long voicemails telling her he still loved her over and over. He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”

Ha! The same boob who is a grown-ass man with a dad in the White House who finds time in the day to post memes to Instagram? I think the real story is we should demand a paternity test to make sure this crybaby is actually Donald Trump’s son! I’m pretty sure the only time Daddy Trump (which I’m sure is a name he likes [insert porn actress name here] to call him) ever cries is when Jeff Sessions refuses to ride a stick pony around the perimeter of the room at cabinet meetings!


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