Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Might Be Coming To An End

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been 10 years since Daddy Spears used his Velveeta grits-stirring wooden ladle to weave some magic around and save his double deep fried pork rind fritter from further sliding into a messy puddle of tragicness during her mental breakdown. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears became the boss of her life in 2008 after she shaved her head, tried to murder a pap’s SUV with an umbrella and did a barefoot walking tour through all the gas stations in Los Angeles County. Yes, it’s been 10 years. We’re really going to need a “Where Are They Now?”, because I lay awake at night sometimes and think, “For where art thou, Assistant Carla?

UsWeekly is hearing that Daddy Spears is looking into taking a sledgehammer to his 36-year-old daughter’s shackles and set her free.

The bosses of Brit’s conservatorship are currently Daddy Spears and her lawyer Andrew M. Wallet (a perfect name for a lawyer if I ever heard one). All decisions about Brit’s personal, professional and financial shit has to go through them first. The only thing Brit can do without their permission is let out a butt burp (I think). They get paid an annual six-figure salary for being the CEOs of her life, but according to some sources, they’re looking into giving up that check and letting Brit Brit run her own life.

The source says that Brit Brit is also into ending her conservatorship. She’s touring until September, so the plan is to put an end to her conservatorship when the tour is done. The source dribbled this out:

“Jamie is actively consulting with Britney’s medical team to determine if the conservatorship of Britney as the person should finally come to an end. It’s just a question of timing as she is about to begin the tour, so the thinking is to do it at the conclusion.”

Since the conservatorship, Brit Brit has gotten her life together, she’s put out a few albums, has become the Princess of Las Vegas and is making more money for her handlers than she ever has. So if Brit Brit gets the keys to her life back, she can finally fulfill her dream of moving back to Louisiana to open up a Frapp orchard. Shhh, nobody tell Brit Brit that Frapps aren’t exactly a thing of nature that grow on trees. Don’t ruin her dream!

And now I know why K-Fed is suddenly putting out his hands and asking for more child support money.

If Brit Brit gets control of her life again, she may go for full custody of the Cheetolings, SPF and Jayden James, and if she gets full custody of the Cheetolings, K-Fed will get less child support instead of more, and then he’d find himself at 7-Eleven asking, “Yo, dawg, y’all hiring?” How popoSãd for him.

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