Open Post: Hosted By JiffPom At The 2018 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards

March 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The 2018 Kids’ Choice Awards, arguably Hollywood’s most wholesome event of the year (save perhaps the Silverlake Vegan Nut Cheese Invitational), were held on Saturday. Obviously JiffPom was Best In Show but there were plenty of lesser bitches vying for attention on the orange carpet. It was a veritable who’s who of “whos?“s!

Since the KCA’s are a family friendly event, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon showed up with the twins. And since it’s Mariah and Nick we’re talking about here, they showed up in matching “mommy and me” and “daddy and me” outfits.

What did you think Mariah and Nick were gonna let themselves be upstaged by a couple of six year old? Not a chance.

John Cena was there and since he didn’t have any adorable kids on hand, he opted to bring his inner child instead and rolled up in a XXXXL Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume from Walmart.

Do you think he had to get that special ordered or does Walmart have a kink section now? I would definitely accept an invitation to John’s costume slumber party and stay up late watching cartoons, eating candy and practicing defensive Ninja moves. It’s the childhood fantasy I never knew I had. Enjoy more John, Mariah and a some other youthful looks from the KCAs in the gallery below.


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