I guess Brandi Glanville was wrong, or Joanna Krupa’s alleged stank puss has wooed another. Joanna Krupa (of the now dead Real Housewives of Miami) managed to two-step over from the divorce attorney’s office to the justice of the peace, as she’s got a new man and a new rock on that finger.
I love the bitchy dog in the foreground who is serving some canine Linda Evangelista “I don’t woof out of bed for less than 50 karats, you basic bitch…and I know bitches!” Joanna and Romain split in May of last year after being hitched for four years. As of October, she was trying to say she was just focused on work, which I think means full-time wading through the legal waters of coochie-gate and occasionally hosting Poland’s Next Top Model.
Joanna also posted a photo on Insta-stories earlier that had many thinking this was Joanna’s way of saying there was a baby on board, since she was sporting a little bump. Nah, she was just eating good (same, girl). A source reiterated to Us Weekly, “Joanna is not pregnant.” That’s boring, but I guess babies ARE on her mind:
“Thank goodness I froze my eggs. I would honestly be freaking out right now if I didn’t. You never know what life will bring. What if that moment comes when you can’t have kids? You don’t want to wake up one day and be like, ‘My God, what was I thinking? I decided a few years ago to freeze them so I would be safe.”
She said that to Page Six in September, so dem babies must be on the mind, but I think she’s really missing an opportunity here. Why bring another life into the world when there is more than enough La Bruja in Miami to go around. Just get part-time custody of her, Joanna, and you’ll get far more life experience than motherhood could ever provide!