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March 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Lucky, the chicken who has lived up to her name AND HOW by squeezing out two triple yolk eggs twice!

The chances of a chicken laying a triple yolk egg is apparently one in 25 million. Well, Lucky the chicken from Norfolk in England must have egg making parts made of pure magic, because she’s allegedly dropped not one, but two triple yolkers from her magical chicken lady anus. Lucky’s human Lauren Mayes  tells the Eastern Daily Press that last September her family rescued the triple yolk-laying wonder from a battery farm when she was just a day-old chick.

Lucky is now a big ass hen who lays big ass eggs, apparently. Earlier this month, Lauren’s son came home from school one day and found that Lucky had laid a mega huevo (see: the Cisco Adler nutsack-sized egg on the right). It turned out to be a triple yolk egg. And a week later, Lucky laid another.

Lauren tells Metro UK that the chances of becoming a millionaire lottery winner are greater than finding a triple yolk egg.

“You’re more than twice as likely to become a millionaire playing the National Lottery than to stumble across a triple yolk egg. ‘And now in the space of a couple of weeks Lucky has laid two, which apparently beat odds of 25 million to one.”

Now, don’t get my ass wrong, Lucky is a Triple Yolk Queen who should be worshiped for her triple yolk egg-laying powers, but well, I think I’d much rather win the National Lottery than find one of her triple yolk huevos. Sorry, Lucky.

Pic: Lauren Mayes/EDP24

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