The Daily Mail posted a pap pic of seriously-eyebrowed model Cara Delevigne, 25, kissing up on Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris Jackson, 19, outside of Los Angeles steakhouse Carlito’s on Thursday night. Reportedly on a double date with Paris’ godfather Macaulay Culkin, Cara and Paris, who met at last year’s MTV Movie Awards, smooched outside and did a cute little paparazzi-lurin’ dance. This might seem to confirm the rumors that they’ve been dating. But, nay, People quotes a source (I’m guessing Gramma Katherine Jackson because she probably clutched the pearls and died twice when saw the pics) as saying they’re not.
All I know is that they both really want you to know they like each other. They posted a video of themselves on social media this week in Paris’ bed watching “Cate Blanchett just wants to bed that sassy little shopgirl” lesbian drama, Carol.
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) March 23, 2018
Cara, Paris, Mac (We can call him Mac, right? It’s just easier to type. Honestly. I beg of you not to accuse me of an act of overfamiliarity ala “Miles Teller Douche Move #63.”.), and Mac’s girlfriend, actress Brenda Song, exited the establishment and everything suddenly became a sweet baby dyke version of La-La Land (except without the million hours running time).
At the end of their meal the two happy couples headed outside, with high-spirited British model-turned-actress Cara leaning down to ask a giggling Paris to dance.
Cara also sat on Paris’ lap at one point as they sat at a small table on the sidewalk. So in love? Nope!
“They have a flirty friendship but aren’t dating or in a relationship,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Paris is 19 years old and living her life. She has no plans to settle down any time soon.”