The whiplash inducing on again, off again relationship between Chris Evans and Jenny slate has officially careened off a cliff. Or maybe it just swerved a little on the freeway while Jenny was trying to light a bong between her legs and the car did a little badump badump badump on the idiot bumps between lanes. You never know with these two! But according to The New York Times, it’s over.
The Times did a profile on Chris Evans to promote his role in Lobby Hero on Broadway, and they said that he and Jenny are done. via Vulture
In a New York Times profile about his lead role in Kenneth Lonergan’s play Lobby Hero, it appears Evans and Slate have called it quits. In a curious parenthetical, the Times says “their on-again, off-again relationship, beloved by the internet, recently ended.”
I guess that’s one way to break the news. Chris and Jenny have never been one for direct comment on their relationship status. They prefer coy innuendo that fuels speculation (and that sweet, sweet attention!). Chris: Here’s a video of my dog, pay no attention to that distinctive cackle in the background. It could be ANYONE (it’s totally Jenny, a woman I let touch my butt). Meanwhile Jenny’s all: Look at this adorable exchange between me and Cap, aren’t we cute?! Tell me how cute we are! (We’re like totally best friends. I can do this kind of thing because he totally lets me touch his butt).
It looks like Jenny took a little sosh meeds break at the end of the year which may or may not have had anything to do with trying to resist the urge to overshare about her and Chris’ relationship. But lucky for us, she’s back bitches!
Tip toeing back into social media to alert everyone to the fact that my niece just tried 3 tiMes to pronounce “Whoopi Goldberg”&had zero success. Related: I’m pleased to announce that I’m a one billion year old mummy&the movie “Sister Act” is now considered to be ANCIENT THEATER
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) February 21, 2018
It probably won’t be long now before the two find themselves slow dancing back towards each other one tweet at a time. Or its really over and next we’ll be hearing about who the next lucky woman that gets to touch Chris’ butt is!