According to Billboard, a Kanye West-themed dating is coming. Not for himself, mind you; if Kanye wants to find his ideal match, the only help he needs is someone to point him in the direction of a mirror. This is for fans of Kanye West. And apparently those fans still hate Taylor Swift.
Yeezy Dating is for Kanye fans looking to connect with other Kanye fans, and it’s scheduled to launch sometime next month. But for the time being, single Kanye West fans can preregister and wait in anticipation, but not everyone can register.
You hear that, single and ready to mingle Taylor Swift fans?
You would think Kanye’s fans would know thy enemy a little better. The majority of Taylor Swift’s fans are middle schoolers who probably don’t use dating apps. If middle school dating is anything like when I was a kid, Taylor Swift’s fans are narrowing their dating pool by playing MASH at sleepovers.
Taylor Swift fans are the least of Yeezy Dating’s potential problems. I visited the Yeezy Dating Instagram page, and this is just a sampling of what greets you:
I know they’re super worried about keeping the snakes out, but they have bigger problems. Everything about Yeezy Dating screams late 90s internet scam. Forget the snakes; I’m more worried that visiting Yeezy Dating has infected my computer with bugs.