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March 20, 2018 / Posted by:

The pink flamingo that was busted for trespassing in L.A.!

While many people were in school or working at a job yesterday afternoon, three hipsters in L.A. were living the life by doing an Urban Outfitters reboot of Castaway on the Los Angeles River. ABC 7 says that around 1pm in Boyle Heights, their news chopper spotted a pink flamingo gracing the Los Angeles River with its graceful beauty, and in it were a white dude with dreads and two others. The cops wondered what the news chopper spotted, and after they were told, they skedaddled to the scene to immediately arrest that trespassing pink flamingo.

The cops stood at the edge of the cement river, and called the hipsters over. They were pulled to the side and told to get out. The Los Angeles Times says the dudes were ticketed and told to take their pink flamingo out of the river.

This little detail will probably make your guts fall out of your asshole from shock, but those three are YouTubers who were just doing a harmless stunt to make people smile. HARMLESS STUNT?! Myself and that pink flamingo aren’t smiling and we know that stunt was far from harmless. The Los Angeles River is an extra long gutter that is about as clean and pure as the post-cleanup mop bucket after a bareback scat orgy. You don’t go in there. You’d be exposed to less bacteria and disease if you gave Oscar the Grouch a rim job. So those YouTubers really should’ve been arrested for exposing that beautiful pink flamingo to such disgusting-ness.

On another note, that video of a pure flamingo floating down a shit river is much like the rare time that a pure thought floats through my shit river of a brain.

Pic: Instagram

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