Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sonic’s pickle juice slush!
Beginning this summer, you’ll be able to take your ass to the nearest Sonic and pay actual money to slurp up some crap that probably tastes like snow sludge after Pickle Rick pissed on it after eating four bags of sugar. There’s all sorts of pickle-flavored shit out there from pickle vodka to a pickle sports drink to pickle ice pops. (Surprisingly, it doesn’t look like anybody makes pickle-flavored lube. But I guess, if you’re the kind of sick fuck who really wants to smell and taste pickles while boning, you can just smear relish on your piece’s hot dog.) And Food & Wine says that starting in June, there will be a pickle juice snow cone slush, courtesy of Sonic. Someone at Food & Wine tasted that mess and claim it doesn’t taste like the frozen barf of the Vlasic stork, unless the frozen barf of the Vlasic stork tastes sweet and tangy.
We tasted the drink at Sonic’s headquarters in Oklahoma City, and it’s surprisingly delicious (and makes a good accompaniment to burgers and/or tots and/or corn dogs.) Sweet and tangy, the bright brine compensates for the over-savoriness you might have been worried about.
Sonic says that once they start selling the pickle juice slush, customers can get the pickle syrup squirted on their other menu items.
My thoughts and prayers are with the employees at Sonics in the tri-state area, because in June a certain two-foot-tall Chilean tornado is going to bust in to swallow every drop of pickle syrup and everything in its path.
Pic: Sonic