It’s kind of hard to read any sanctioned interview with Karlie Kloss without hearing how she’s not just any model, she’s a STEM machine, too. Karlie runs a coding program to get more girls involved in tech, and it seems to be doing really well, with 50 coding camps in 25 cities. Of course, in a new interview, all anyone cared about (ok, maybe just me and Jennifer Lawrence) was what’s the latest on that rumored feud with Taylor Swift.
The New York Times caught up with Karlie at her office in NYC, where she runs her Klossy brand, and had invited over four gals from her Kode With Karlie coding camp. One gal got into Princeton, one had interned at Microsoft, and another did a turn at Viacom. The reporter semi-gushes on the tech girl power while Karlie says she wants ladies to have just as much of a chance in creating the next Instagram as dudes do. And then the conversation sharply turns to whether or not Karlie finishes a day of coding by sticking some fresh pins in a Taylor voodoo doll. Karlie kept her answer brief:
“Don’t believe everything you read.”
She added that they’re still good friends and talk regularly. But I really think this reporter dropped the ball by not asking, “Do you mean regularly to get reamed out for not using End Game as your sporty lyrics of choice on that Instagram?” There have been rumors Tay’s annoying 2015 model mafia had disbanded, and some people thought that was because Karlie’s Tay TREASON (hisssss cue a million snake emojis) blew up the haus that second-rate country pop wrote.
If you thought she was going to keep up the chatty ways, guess again. The reporter then pivoted to talk of her boyfriend, Joshua Kushner. Josh is Jared Kushner’s brother, and everyone (ok maybe just me) spends Saturdays writing fan fiction about what Thanksgiving is like at the Kushner household since Jared is Team Trump and Josh is a liberal New Yawkah who donated dollars to March for Our Lives and once penned an op-ed in support of Obamacare. Karlie seemed as excited to talk about him as she did about Taylor:
“My relationship has nothing to do with this interview.”
Well, there you have it. Terse on Taylor, and terse on Josh. You know what that means, right? Clearly, this is a case of Karlie and Taylor and Josh sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. OK, no it’s not. Well, maybe it is, but more like, k-i-s-s-i-n-g…each other’s asses.