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March 17, 2018 / Posted by:

The Banshee from Darby O’Gill and the Little People!

The right side of your stomach might be shaking right now, and that’s because your liver is shivering with every kind of fear. That could mean one of two things: 1. You’re me and it’s a regular weekend night. Or 2. It’s St. Patrick’s Day! The answer today is: BOTH! Since it’s St. Patrick’s Day, let’s pay homage to a true Irish legend from a legendary Irish tale.

I’m sure I don’t have to explain this masterpiece to anyone, since I’m sure you’ve already seen it twice today. But Darby O’Gill was an old ass caretaker of an estate (played by Albert Sharpe) who gets captured by the leprechauns when chasing his horse and goes up against the King Brian of the Leprechauns.

The Banshee was a sort of witch demon who takes the dead to the Otherworld. She took Darby’s wife. there Darby goes up against The Banshee a couple of times. The Banshee tries to collect Darby’s daughter Katie, and she also comes after him at his house, which results in him trying to take her down with a shovel. The Banshee has a screech like Fergie singing the National Anthem, and every time she appears, she looks like Pimp Mama Kris gliding into the labor room after one of her hos had another baby so she can collect another young sooooouuuuul. But unlike Pimp Mama Kris, The Banshee is a vision of unbridled glamour in a shimmering green couture cloak, metallic green face bronzer and gorgeous claws that fill every Instagram nail artist with jealousy. Many kids said that every time The Banshee popped up on their screen while watching Darby O’Gill and the Little People, they lost 4 years of their life from being scared shitless by her. But I don’t know why, The Banshee provided some much-needed theatrical razzle-dazzle to that movie. Every time she appears, it’s hard to not hear RuPaul’s Supermodel blast in your ears.

And early tomorrow morning, many are going to be looking and sounding like The Banshee (they wish) as the bartender announces last call. And also, many sober people are going to be sounding like The Banshee when their drunk friends wake them at up 2 in the morning to pick them up because they don’t want to pay the Uber surcharge.

Happy St. Paddy’s, all!

Pic: Disney

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