Afternoon Crumbs

March 16, 2018 / Posted by:

The final trailer for Avengers: Infinity War, starring approximately 9 trillion Marvel superheroes, is out, and it’s about some big buff roid queen who wants to get a hold of some stones so he can destroy half of humanity. Err, no thanks. I’ll wait for the gay porn parody where a big buff roid queen gets a hold of some stones, makes an extra powerful string of anal beads out of ’em and uses that to destroy the assholes of the Assvengers. I’m a ceniphile like that – Lainey Gossip

Meghan Markle is apparently paying for all of her own clothes until she gets married, that includes the $75,000 gown she wore in her engagement pictures. Either someone is farting lies into our eyes, or I expect for eBay user NotMeghanMarkleISwear to sell “a $75,000 gown that’s been touched by Prince Harry’s hands.” RIP to my credit cards if that happens – Celebitchy

It was so gracious of Phoebe Price to pose with her fans – Reality Tea

My incompetent DVR failed to record last night’s finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 3, and I think it was saving me from having to scream my hair off over (SPOILER ALERT) Shangela not ending up in the final 2. Thank you, DVR (for once) – Towleroad

The only thing more hypnotizing than Brit Brit Spears’ hallway fashion shows are videos her working those Frapps off – Drunken Stepfather

David Tennant fans are being tested, because they will soon have to decide if their love for him is strong enough to get them to watch a Lena Dunham show – Pajiba

I am 100% into Bella Thorne looking like an 80s hooker going to a quick business meeting before a Valentine’s night date – Popoholic

First Harry Styles may have come out as bi in a song, and now that I Took A Pill In Ibiza dude may have done the same. Your move, Shawn MendesPop Crave

Murphy Brown’s grown son has been found! – Just Jared

Every time I do Crumbs, I say to myself, “I wish I could end this post with a fresh picture of Charlie Hunnam’s nipples,” and today I really can. TGIF!

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