Night Crumbs

March 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Page Six was right. Vanessa Trump filed for divorce from Donald Trump Jr. after 12 years of marriage. They have five children, which means that Vanessa boned on Don Jr. at least five times. I’m pretty sure that New York State law says that if you bone a Trump more than five times, you are eligible to receive all of that Trump’s money for pain, suffering and future PTSD therapy. And in the First Lady’s office right now, Melania Trump is singing a haunting acoustic version of The Cure’s Why Can’t I Be You? to a picture of Vanessa Trump – Just Jared

Why did I think this was Gigi Hadid partying with a drunk Kathy Hilton? – Lainey Gossip

Like 100% of the population, Candy Spelling thinks Dean McDermott is about as pleasant as getting a rim job from a porcupine – Celebitchy

It sounds like Andy Cohen wants Brandi Glanville back on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that makes sense, because he probably got a leaky tip every time she slapped someone or tossed a drink, which was every week – Reality Tea

More pictures from Vogue of a human Ambien pill in designer clothes – Drunken Stepfather

The gay basketball player from American Crime season 2 came out as gay – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus’ tongue (sans that layer of ick. nast.) is back – Hollywood Tuna 

Kate Bosworth’s look is what happens when you pull out a BeDazzler right after taking Adderall – Popoholic

Ava DuVernay is directing a nerd movie (aka New Gods, based on a DC comic) next – Just Jared

Veruca Salt totally would’ve won it all – SOW


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