Selena Gomez Went To Texas To Get Her Head Right After More Justin Bieber Drama

March 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Every time I hear about Selena Gomez trying to get her shit together while still flopping around like a wide-eyed used car lot air dancer powered by the hot air emanating from Justin Bieber, I want to scream at her, “Girl, pull that air hose out of your ass and come down off that cross!E! News reports that Selena may be making a small step in that direction by decamping from L.A. and heading home to Texas to “clear her head” after a rough patch with Justin and a disagreement involving his super churchy b-day party.

It sounds like running off to Texas was an easy way to excuse herself from having to hang out with Justin’s new crew and compete with Culty Carl for his attention. I guess that Hillsong couples counseling didn’t exactly stick. According to E!:

“She wanted to have a quiet birthday celebration with Justin and he wanted to go big and involve all of his church friends,” our source explains. “They had a disagreement that didn’t end well.”

Gomez was noticeably absent from her boyfriend’s shindig earlier this month. After a casual lunch in West Hollywood, a caravan of limos picked up the Biebs and his friends and took them to a go-kart raceway about 30 miles away.

Gee whiz, that sounds like a fun birthday party! FOR AN 8 YEAR OLD. Here’s what Justin sees when he closes his eyes at night. Hint: It’s not Selena.

It’s no wonder Selena ran away to home. Unfortunately, it looks like she’s still not committed to moving on from the man-child, as her mother would no doubt like to see. Sources say they are not broken up, just taking some time apart. She’s a woman-child herself after all. Entertainment Tonight reports that:

“Selena is very delicate; her ‘comeback’ to the spotlight has been tough — especially with the interest in her personal life with Justin and her mother,” the source says. “She is taking time to herself. This is not the first time she has done this.”

And E! Adds:

“They will absolutely get back together and they are not over, but they both need some time away from each other.”

I really want to get in her face and scream for her to repeat after me, EVE WAS WEAK like Carrie White’s mom but I’m guessing Culty Carl has already got that job covered.


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