Open Post: Hosted By The Dance Rehearsal Videos For Taylor Swift’s “Delicate” Video 

March 14, 2018 / Posted by:

As y’all already knew, Taylor Swift dropped the video for the 70th single off that album I thought was a turd but still managed to sell an ungodly amount (aka “Delicate”). I just figured she dialed up the Haus of Sia to borrow Maddie Ziegler to dance on her behalf (People tells me I’m not the only one) and CGI her own face on the dancer’s bod since “Delicate” may as well be the video for “The Greatest” with more rain and a better clothing budget.

Michael K and many compared it to a certain Kenzo perfume commercial, and fashion shade was thrown her way. Because TSwift can’t let anything go, she posted some videos of her practicing for “Delicate” to show she’s both a dancer and a fan of athleisure:

Delicate Music Video Dance Rehearsal Part 1 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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Delicate Music Video Dance Rehearsal Part 2 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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Hmmm…but where is she rehearsing for her parading barefoot around public transportation?! Until I see her board the 7 at Times Square at rush hour in nothing but a cocktail dress, I’m calling this music video as fake as B.o.B. finds the Earth to be round!


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