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Drag Elsa, who gracefully freed a cop wagon in Boston!
Mother Nature tried it with Boston and dropped more white stuff than a Peter North cum shot, but that blizzard was no match for Queen Elsa (or at least a Boston bro drag-queening it up in a drugstore Elsa costume). Christopher B. Haynes posted a clip on Facebook of a delicately crafted snowflake of subtle glamour single-handedly SAVING the Boston Police Department by pushing one of their stuck paddy wagons out of the snow. No, Drag Elsa wasn’t trying to break out one of her jailed snow friends. (I would say the name of the jailed snow friend I thought she was breaking out, but I haven’t seen all of Frozen, because I am an adult who doesn’t watch cartoons with the words “Beverly Hills, Teens, Jem! or She-Ra” not in the title.) Drag Elsa was doing it out of the goodness of her frozen heart.
Drag Elsa basically sang “Let It Go” to the bitch ass snow holding the wheels of the police wagon hostage, and pushed and pushed until it was set free. Christopher added this detail to his video, which has already hit eyeballs over 2 million times since yesterday.
Drag ‘Elsa’ just single-handedly pushed out a stuck police wagon.
Only in the South End and The Gallows.
Go ahead and put “a stuck police wagon” under “cold” on the list of things that never bothered her anyway.
After Drag Elsa performed that heroic act for Boston, she graciously curtsied. Um, the Boston Police Department needs to get into that wagon and arrest themselves, because they should’ve been the ones curtsying for Drag Elsa for saving them, and for saving them while keeping her wig game tight. A true queen!
Pic: Facebook