Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle had a very simple job to do during Commonwealth Day church services at Westminster Abbey yesterday. All they had to do was wear their little navy outfits, smile their little royal smiles and not embarrass THE QUEEN. But they failed to do that by disrespecting a citizen of England when they laughed at Liam Payne who crooned out John Mayer’s Waiting on the World to Change during service. But then again, THE QUEEN is probably a Harry Styles stan (I’m sure she’s got a shirtless poster of him hanging in her dressing chambers) and probably thinks John Mayer is piece of trash, so she may have been rolling her eyes along with her grandson.
When Liam was finishing up burping out the words of John Mayer, the shot cut to a school girl throwing my kind of side-eye, and after he finished and fist bumped his bro band, the shot cut to PHG lifting up his brow which made Meghan Markle laugh. It’s a good thing that GOD doesn’t appear to be a Directioner or he would’ve struck them both down for pulling this shit in his house!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle react to Liam Payne's performance at Commonwealth service pic.twitter.com/ql8PiklVsv
— The Independent (@Independent) March 12, 2018
There’s a few explanations for this:
- PHG thought that performance sucked.
- PHG hates One Direction.
- PHG hates John Mayer.
- PHG wasn’t reacting to the song or performance at all, and he just cut a fart from his baked beans and eggs breakfast.
- PHG and Meghan are kinky, and their favorite song to get it on to is either one by Liam Payne or one by John Mayer, and he was lifting his brow because he was in the mood to hump.
I hope it’s not the last one, because if it is and I hear a Liam Payne, One Direction or John Mayer song out in public, I’ll have to excuse myself out of fear that my ass will get a major seizure and fall off (again) while thinking about PHG getting it on.