Two weeks ago, an allegedly drunk Heather Locklear was arrested at her home for beating up her boyfriend. During that arrest, Heather reportedly attacked first responders and now she’s in trouble for that. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I saw this coming. You can be a drunk mess, you can be a drunk mess around the cops, but the second your start attacking police and threatening to get your gun, you’re probably going to get it.
According to TMZ, Heather made an appearance in court today, and she has been charged with four counts of misdemeanor battery on an officer. Heather was originally arrested for hitting her boyfriend Chris Heisser, but she won’t be charged for that. Instead, the D.A. went after Heather for pulling some amateur Street Fighter moves on the police. Heather was also charged with one count of resisting or obstructing an officer.
TMZ adds in some more messy information regarding the night she was arrested. On top of threatening to shoot police officers if they returned to her house, Heather reportedly also hissed, “You fuckers deserve your kids to die, you fuckers deserve it” at the police, adding that if they were to find themselves in that position, she hopes they think of her. Heather then ominously told them she hopes no one burns their police department down.
Heather is in rehab right now. As if I even needed to remind you of that. Wishing death on the police and their kids, then implying their police station might possibly get burned to the ground? I bet that facility didn’t even do a blood alcohol test at admission. They just heard her say “Um, have you ever seen the movie Carrie?“, and immediately got a sober coach ready.