Night Crumbs

March 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Lifetime has released the first pictures from their newest zero-budget cheesy shit show masterpiece Meghan & Harry: A Royal Romance, including this one of fake Prince William, fake Duchess Kate, fake Meghan Markle and fake Prince Hot Ginge. That looks like a cross between a Pennysaver ad for a cheap mall strip jewelry store and a Pennysaver ad for a cheap dating site for busy professionals. And this trash hasn’t even aired yet and it’s already tearing my family into pieces! I had to disown my own mother when I showed her the first photos of the dude playing PHG, and she said, “He’s playing Prince Harry?! But he’s better looking!” – SOW

Chris Pratt ate sushi with a mysterious blonde (that’s not a euphemism) – Lainey Gossip

I was going to say that Hugh Laurie is too old to play Prince Philip in season 3 of The Crown, but wasn’t Prince Philip like 189 years old in the 1960s? So therefore Hugh Laurie is too young! – Celebitchy

Eva the Diva once again denies that she’s ever bumped ‘ginas with Missy ElliotReality Tea

It looks like Olivia Munn has been diagnosed with that Hollywood virus where she suffers from cold arms but overheated midriff – Drunken Stepfather

Black Panther is making all the money – Pajiba

Krysten Ritter is giving you intergalactic Elvira – Popoholic

The look on the right is the expensive version and the look on the left is the cheaper one, right? – OMG Blog

Bella Thorne is still out there delivering loads of “cracked out lot lizard at a rave” – Hollywood Tuna

Colin Firth’s wife’s side piece turned stalker says he’s not a stalker – Just Jared

Hubert de Givenchy, the founder of the house of Givenchy, has died at 91 – Towleroad

Pic: Lifetime


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