Page Six is reporting that Amber Heard went on a “romantic date” with Sean Penn. This would be the second alleged wife-beater for Amber. There’s a lot to unpack there, but let’s leave that to the therapists. Instead, let’s focus on her losing a JILLIONAIRE with A SPACESHIP? You could have been the Queen of Mars, and now you’re on a date with a surly Slim Jim?
Amber and Sean reportedly had dinner at the Tower Bar restaurant at the Sunset Tower Hotel in L.A. last weekend. It reads like they had a good time. Yeah, it’s all hearts and flowers until he’s risking your life trying to interview vicious drug lords and still expecting you to put out while you’re in terrible danger!
A fellow diner told us, “Amber Heard and Sean Penn looked like they were on a date. They shared a bottle of red wine and were flirty and intimate with each other, at times in deep conversation and at times laughing.”
Prior to dining with the ragey “do-gooder,” she was spotted at the WME Oscar party. Her “non-ex“ Elon Musk was also there, but they reportedly avoided each other. He was too busy hanging out with head Pussy Posse members Leonardo Dicaprio and Tobey Maguire. They must have had a hellacious breakup if Elon would rather torture himself talking to those two as opposed to his ex. They also almost ran into each other at a party at the Chateau Marmont the next night. Someone at Page Six doesn’t appreciate thriftiness.
The insider added, “Amber showed up in the same dress she wore to the WME party for her date with Sean. She looked beautiful and seemed happy, even if she may have avoided a run-in with Elon earlier in the night.”
He was probably wearing a denim shirt opened to his sun-baked navel so cut her some slack, “insider.” Amber and the SpaceX dude broke up for the second time last month. Honestly, you could have been the first actress in space. But no, you get with another “bad boy?” (In this case, “bad boy” means “alleged abusive asshole.“)