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March 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Claudia Sanders!

On International Women’s Day yesterday, a few brands showed that they really care about the women of the world from the bottom of their feminist hearts, and by that I mean those shameless corporate messes milked yet another holiday for profit. McDonald’s turned their golden arches into W (which stood for WTF to all of us, but WIMMUNS to them), and KFC Malaysia temporarily replaced their Colonel Sanders mascot with a mascot that looked like Colonel Sanders in Mrs. Doubtfire drag. But that is THEE Claudia Sanders! Claudia Sanders may look like Colonel Sanders’ twin sister (but with gorgeous finger lickin’ Sharpie brows instead), but she was actually his second wife.

In KFC Malaysia’s statement about their Claudia Sanders, they said that she was the mixing and shipping mastermind of the operation. The TL;DR version of their statement is basically: We Kentucky fried woke!

It is hard to imagine but KFC would not be where it is today if not for Claudia, wife of Colonel Sanders. While the Colonel created the secret recipe and ran the company, Mrs Sanders mixed and even shipped the spices to restaurants across the country – often late into the night.

This International Women’s Day, we pay tribute to Claudia Sanders for her role in the making of Malaysia’s favourite fried chicken. And to every woman whose ideas, hard work and passion contribute to making the world a better place. Thank you.

There’s a stunning portrait of Claudia serving Second Lady of Fast Food Fried Chicken glamour (the First Lady being whoever the owner of Popeyes, Al Copeland, was married to) hanging at the restaurant named after her in Kentucky.

And women everywhere were probably thinking that their bosses would raise their salaries to the same amount as their male co-workers since equality has been reached now that McDonald’s turned their M upside down and KFC gave us Claudia Sanders, but that didn’t happen. It would’ve only happened if Papa John’s changed their name to Mama John’s, and Burger King changed their name to Burger Queen, and Taco Bell changed their name to Taco Belle, etc… Total equality has not been reached. Thanks, Papa John’s!

Pics: KFC, Yelp.ca

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