Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Getting In Some Non-Breakup Space

March 8, 2018 / Posted by:

If this were an episode of Friends, it would NOT be okay for Justin Bieber to start sticking his Canadian bacon in a non-Selena Gomez oven, but I’m sure that won’t stop him. I guess couples counseling isn’t working, because sources say Justin and Selena have been getting into little arguments, and things aren’t as maple syrup-y sweet as it was when they were attending 24/7 Sunday School. The two have decided to take some time away from each other.

E! News says multiple snitches are saying Selena and the Biebz are giving each other space, but I don’t think they get what space means. One source says they are still talking all the time:

“They were having a lot of little disagreements recently and one fight in particular blew up and caused them to decide to ‘break up,’ however, they’ve been in contact the entire time and their feelings for each other have not changed.”

The same snitch says we shouldn’t congratulate Selena quite yet:

“They will absolutely get back together and they are not over, but they both need some time away from each other.”

A different source says they haven’t seen each other since before Justin’s birthday on March 1. I’m just glad they said his birthday was March 1 because Selena Instagrammed this the other day, and I was too lazy to figure out who she was trying to congratulate:

March 1, 1994 someone I know that happens to be super cool was born. Boom.

A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

Way to make it all about YOU, Selena! Eh, that’s probably because Justin makes it all about him the 364 remaining days of the year anyway.

Another source says that  Selena is trying to repair things with her mom, who isn’t happy about her being back with Biebs. But we aren’t getting to the real loser in this whole scenario: Pastor Perky Pecs! Who is going to tend to him and his Christian Scientology warehouse if his prized disciples aren’t there to plop into a pew four times a weekend??


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