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March 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Chobi, the long-haired dachshund from Japan who is a maze-solving master!

Hollywood reboots make most of us heave and reach for the holy water to douse those film executive demons with for butchering another favorite, but this is a reboot I 100% approve it. It’s a reboot of a movie I never really cared about in the first place, and it’s a million times better. Hollywood newcomer and future international superstar Chobi the long-haired dachshund stars in a reboot of The Maze Runner (2014) called The Maze Stroller that is filled with more riveting action, dramatic suspense and death-defying stunts than the original.

Chobi stars as a dog who has to perform the nearly-impossible task of getting through an extremely advanced maze (designed by the production designer, Costco. I’m telling you, they spent real money on this), and he struggles when the maze walls come dramatically crushing down on him, but he (SPOILER ALERT) gets through it!

Like every damn dog except for my own, Chobi his own Instagram page. And on it, he has shared other pivotal scenes from The Maze Stroller, including this one where he flawlessly takes on a maze that’d even make a possessed Jack Torrance from The Shining say, “Nope. That thing is too crazy for me.

There’s almost enough layers in Chobi’s performances to keep every action star warm as they shiver with cold fear over being shown up by this cinematic legend!

Pic: YouTube

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