Considering the number of broads who come out and say how miserable Anna Wintour’s annual May ass kissing spectacle (also known as the Met Gala) is, the guest list is eventually just going to be Anna, Karl Lagerfeld, and Choupette the cat sitting around barking at cater waiters to refill their seltzer glass. Demi Lovato apparently had such a nasty experience that she almost broke her sobriety!
Demi’s featured in the latest Billboard, and they stroked her ego by calling her the “real” pop star in the era of Miss Perfect Princesses. While it seems like her time with Taylor Swift and former BFF Demi Lovato is in the tail lights, she does hang out with Iggy Azalea and goes hiking with Ariana Grande to Charles Manson’s old house…funzies! But she doesn’t have time for basic bitches…emphasis on bitch. She reflects on her time at the 2016 Met Gala as an example:
“I had a terrible experience. This one celebrity was a complete bitch and was miserable to be around. It was very cliquey. I remember being so uncomfortable that I wanted to drink.”
A bitchy celeb at the Met Gala?! Hold please…I’m pulling up the attendee list. Oh, wait. This is the Met Gala we’re talking about. That’s like finding a needle in a bitch-stack. Demi, why don’t you help us out and tell us who was nice to you, and that might give us a clue? My guess is either Beyoncé’s condom dress for being a bitch to put on and take off or…well, this one needs no introduction. Demi ended up texting her manager and skipped out of the Gala in time for a 10pm Alcoholics Anonymous meeting:
“I changed my clothes, but I still had my diamonds on — millions of dollars of diamonds on in an AA meeting. And I related more to the homeless people in that meeting who struggled with the same struggles that I deal with than the people at the Met Gala — fake and sucking the fashion industry’s dick.”
HAHA! Glory me! Demi, you may never get an invite back to the Metropolitan Museum of Art for so much as a Free Friday in the Egyptian wing, but you found one way to save print media! Nobody is going to buy a paper copy of Vogue, but EVERYONE would buy it if it was just called “Fashion Industry Dick.”