An Unnamed Squad Member Claims Taylor Swift Cares More About Joe Alwyn Than Them 

March 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Much like a third Sex And The City movie, Taylor Swift’s squad circa 2015 is not something I care to ever see. Luckily, thanks to the power of some good British D, I may never have to! A squad snitch says Taylor’s romance with Joe Alwyn has caused the carcass of Taylor’s squad to show up to karaoke nights to sing “Livin’ On A Prayer.”

A mystery “high-profile former member” (Karlie Kloss, that you, gurl?) spilled to Grazia how the squad has been kneecapped because Taylor has gone dark thanks to her boyfriend:

“Celebrity friendships are weird. You don’t see each other for forever, and you accept that – but Taylor’s gone off-grid in a big way since meeting Joe.”

The same snitch also said Taylor asked the members to not talk about her during interviews:

“I even heard about people getting requests not to mention her in interviews. It’s hard when that’s all you’re asked about, but Taylor is hyper-sensitive. I guess you have to be high-maintenance to become the biggest pop star in the world.”

Taylor…trading in friends for boyfriends? Shocking! Taylor…trying to evade free press? Actually, that is kind of shocking.

As we know, Karlie and Lorde have been keeping their distance as of late. Another insider claims there’s another reason why Taylor is keeping her distance:

“Taylor’s been keeping a low profile, but there hasn’t been a big fall-out. She was stung by claims her squad was elitist and prefers to spend time with close friends one-on-one at the moment. Since meeting Joe, her priorities have shifted, and everyone’s hoping for her sake that it works out. If it doesn’t, she may find herself having to make some awkward reparations.”

Now THAT sounds like the media control freak country crooner we all know and, er, love! One of the ways she has apparently shifted her priorities is skipping boxing classes and afternoon pap walks to go do things in nature with Joe. E! News got new pictures of them going for a hike in Malibu.

If you ask me, these fallen squad members need to put down their little violins and think about how much more fun they’ll have sans Tay ordering you to show up to awards shows and stand in line according to seniority. If that doesn’t help, just think of all the money you’ll save not buying Claritin from hanging around the allergy death trap that is Taylor’s cat castle!


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