Tommy Lee hasn’t had a good shakeup since he got stuck upside down on that roller coaster. For a man who is the living embodiment of “yeesh”, he’s kept his nose fairly clean lately. Sadly, his clean nose days are officially over because he recently had his face bloodied by his own son Brandon Lee after the two allegedly got into an argument over a tweet Tommy tweeted criticizing Brandon’s mom Pamela Anderson, according to TMZ.
Here’s the tweet that might have started the family feud.
@piersmorgan ur interviews w/ Donald Trump & my ex-wife are pathetic! Think she’d find something new to discuss instead of rehashing old shit but I guess she has nothing else going on & needs attention ??♂️
“The abuser” (who she texts everyday & asks for me back)
— T❍mmy L33 (@MrTommyLand) March 6, 2018
TMZ says Tommy posted the following picture of himself which included a loving, fatherly caption after the Monday night altercation.
Honestly, the slightly swollen lip is the least disturbing part of this image. The police were called, Tommy went to the hospital for treatment (an ice cube and pack of new razor blades, I hope) and is filing charges against Brandon. Tommy and Brandon’s version of events are very different. It’s Rock and Roll Rashomon, y’all. Here’s Brandon’s side (via TMZ):
Family sources tell TMZ, Brandon has been living part-time with Tommy Lee — Brandon says because he’s trying to help his dad overcome alcohol issues. The sources say Brandon and Tommy Lee got into a heated argument Monday night because of Tommy Lee’s post attacking Pam for talking about their relationship with Piers Morgan.
The sources say Brandon claims Tommy was drunk and lunged at him and he punched his dad in self-defense. The sources add Brandon doesn’t drink at all and wants to get his dad sober.
And here’s Tommy’s side:
Hey @TMZ maybe get your facts straight before you go reporting bullshit. My fiancé and I were in bed when my son busted into the room and assaulted me. I asked him to leave the house and he knocked me unconscious. He ran away from the police. THAT’S the truth.
— T❍mmy L33 (@MrTommyLand) March 7, 2018
Wait, Pamela’s the one looking for attention? TMZ says the police report didn’t specifically mention alcohol as a factor but I’m definitely getting stale beer and whiskey puke vibes off of the whole mess. Tommy’s fiancee Brittany Furlan also told 911 that Brandon had a bunch of guns in his room.
Tommy’s certainly acting petty by calling out Pamela for talking about shit even he apparently can’t deny. He then posted this.
It’s not really surprising that Brandon wanted to punch his dad out, but what’s really surprising is that Tommy’s 12-foot-long crotch snake didn’t defend him by striking back.