Open Post: Hosted By A Shameless Rat Stealing Money 

March 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan looks so fresh and gorgeous there” said all of you after seeing that screen shot of the thieving rat.

Meet Solstice, a pet rat from North Conway, New Hampshire who has tasted the sweet taste of MONAY and can’t get enough of it. Solstice’s human recorded a video of her stealing a $20 bill from a pile of cash lying on the sofa. After she takes her loot back to her lair, her human snatches the $20 back, and she doesn’t take that as a hint. She comes back for it and even tries to rip it directly out of the hand that feeds her. Pimp Mama Kris usually worships at the altar of her boss, Satan, but today she’s going to print out a picture of Solstice and worship in front of it. Because this money-grubbing rat is her new idol!

Or maybe Solstice isn’t a criminal. Maybe she’s a thoughtful performance artiste who is doing a piece where she plays the diabolical U.S. government stealing the money from the people? Why do I have a feeling that the next stack of cash she’ll get is a grant from MoMA?

Pic: YouTube

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