Hot Slut Of The Day!

A Scottish Fold cat named Dog who sells fish in Vietnam! And in the Upside Down somewhere, a dog named Cat is selling Snausages while wearing a butcher’s apron.

Bored Panda has introduced me to a cat who is unlike many cats, because he actually works for his fish and doesn’t spend most of the day going back and forth from “napping while dreaming of the day that catmanity will enslave the stupid ugly humans of the world” to “planning for the day when catmanity will enslave the stupid ugly humans of the world.” Chó (which is “Dog” in Vietnamese) is a 3-year-old Scottish Fold pussy whose human (and social media manager), Lê Quốc Phong, got him a job selling fish (and other food stuff) at a market in Hai Phong. The question, “Does a Scottish pussy in Gorton’s fisherman cosplay sell more fish than other vendors in Vietnam?“, hasn’t been answered, but Dog does get a lot of attention and has become a local star!

Lê Quốc Phong, who works in the pet industry, tells Bored Panda that he named his cat “Dog,” because the pussy acts like a dog. He also claims that Dog loves dressing up and showing out (Lê Quốc Phong  should really get Dog to Thailand for season 2 of Drag Race Thailand). Lê Quốc Phong regularly takes Dog for outings, including an outing to the market, and it’s there that he met a fish vendor who offered him a job. But Dog is a versatile pussy who doesn’t only sell fish. He also sells vegetables, eggs and meat. And he wows tricks with his glamour while doing so:

Lê Quốc Phong says that when Dog the pussy isn’t selling fish, he likes to relax by wearing the emperor ensemble he’s going to wear when he comes emperor of the earth, and by getting naked at the beach:

The Daily Mail says that according to Lê Quốc Phong, Dog probably works because he’s got a lot of children out there. Dog is a real bareback pussy slut:

A proud Mr Lê added: “He is very passionate and has lots of girlfriends. Now he has 200 kittens.”

You know, Dog would have a lot more time to prepare himself for his inevitable role as world leader if he got neutered. If he doesn’t, he’ll have to pick up another shift at the fish stall to provide for the next litter he humps into one of his girlfriends.

Pics: Lê Quốc Phong