Night Crumbs
If Justin Bieber didn’t have a new daddy, Usher would be crying on his shoulder over splitting up with Grace Miguel, his wife of 2 years (they were together for almost 10 years). This is shocking since everyone thought they’d last forever after his wandering dick was accused of rubbing the herp on several genitals that didn’t belong to Grace – Just Jared
Random’s favorite couple of the moment, Chord Overstreet and Emma Watson, may still be dating – Lainey Gossip
Jordan Peele shared a picture of his Emmy lady’s new man – Celebitchy
Kudos to Kenya Moore for buying such a lifelike cardboard cutout to stand in for her husband in these pictures – Reality Tea
Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer will be in the sequel to Call Me By Your Name. No word if a casting call for the flies has gone out yet – Towleroad
Madison Beer (again, not a Wisconsin brewery) looks like she’s being attacked by a trio of furry caterpillars – Drunken Stepfather
Michael Shannon’s Oscar viewing party sounds like the best Oscar viewing party – Pajiba
Brigitte Nielsen, is that you? – Popoholic
Henry Cavill is now a ghost who knows how to post on Instagram – OMG Blog
Corey Feldman as a vampire looks more like a zombie Michael Jackson after falling in acid – SOW
Somewhere there’s a stage that is missing its curtain – Hollywood Tuna
In tragic heart-hurting news, Tony-winning Broadway actress Ruthie Ann Miles is in the hospital after she was critically injured in a car crash that also killed her 4-year-old daughter. And if that isn’t horrific enough, she’s pregnant – HuffPo
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