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Adam Rippon’s Oscar harness!
If you’ve ever had to go to a black tie event and a leather sex party in one night and had no idea what to wear, Adam Rippon solved your problem by showing up to the Oscars last night in some high fashion ho shit designed by Jeremy Scott for Moschino. Why do I have a feeling that Moschino is going to get calls today from dozens of Scientologists? I mean, that tux is perfect for the Celebrity Centre bathhouse spring formal.
As Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski tried to mask the scent of chopped liver wafting off of them with perfume, the new versions of them, Winter Olympics sweetheart Adam Rippon and fellow figure skater Mirai Nagasu went to the Oscars as guests of honors of Access Hollywood. Every “Best Dressed At The Oscars” list that doesn’t have Adam Rippon on it should not be taken seriously, because “maître d’ at the Tom of Finland Bar & Grill” IS the look.
Adam told People that he and Mira paid a visit to Jeremy Scott’s studio only a few days ago, and he went with that “groom at a Folsom Street Fair-themed wedding” ensemble because he wanted to bring a touch of edginess to the Oscars.
“We met Jeremy Scott a few days ago, and went to his studio a few days ago, and I love him. He’s incredible. I wanted to do something a little different and a little fun and I love it.”
Tyra Banks gave Adam’s look the ho stamp of approval, and it’s a good thing that Twitter has a character limit or she would’ve told us about the time she wore a harness to the Oscars.
Hoe, but make it fashion @Adaripp! #Oscars #YouAreFierce pic.twitter.com/ypu87DUUis
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 4, 2018
FASH-HOE-N. @tyrabanks, YOU JUST GET IT. https://t.co/yZ5WfPncwV
— Adam Rippon (@Adaripp) March 5, 2018
Who knew that Adam was a leather twink, but I salute him, because you should always be ready to pounce when you get a notification on Scruff. And this would inspire me to proudly wear a formal harness out in public, but it’d totally accentuate my skinny fat gut. Wait, do they make leather gut harnesses too?
Pic: Instagram