Who Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month? 

March 2, 2018 / Posted by:

It seems like nothing is going to stop the glamour-fied Lady Justice that is Judge Rosemarie Aquilina from winning Hot Slut of 2018, but one of these Hot Sluts will try to stop her from taking the crown that will inevitably be placed on her White Rain-encrusted coif of perfection. February’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown is a perfect mix of HSOTDs. You definitely want to hump one of them (see: bottom right) to the fuck music of a genius (see: bottom left), and afterward you can use the sex toy you used on each other (see: top right) to order a Pizza Bowl (see: top left).

The first three HSOTDs in this HSOTM battle got the most Facebook likes for the month. The last one is a wildcard picked by me, and how could I say no to a peaceful ice princess ballerina in a monkey face dick pouch? Your choices are:

Olive Garden’s Meatball Pizza Bowl!

The vibrator you can use to order pizza after doing yourself!

Prince’s 2007 Super Bowl Halftime Show (aka the one we all cleansed ourselves with after watching Justin Timberlake’s dreadfulness)!

The bearded winter swan who spread love and beauty after the men’s 1,000-meter speed skating event at the Winter Olympics!

Voting will end next Friday, and that’s when we’ll all bow down to our new HSOTM victor!


Pic: Pizza Hut, CamSoda Labs, YouTube, Getty

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