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March 2, 2018 / Posted by:

George Corones, the 99-year-old super pepaw from Australia who beat a world swimming record!

George Corones used to swim through the Nile in Ancient Memphis when he was a youngin’ (okay, it wasn’t the Nile and it wasn’t Ancient Egypt times. It was the 1930s), but stopped at the beginning of World War II. George took a long, long break from swimming but reunited with his swim cap and chlorine in his 80s. And when he picked up swimming again, he really picked up swimming again.

George tells the BBC that he started swim racing, and he practices three times a week. George competed at a swim event in Queensland, where he broke a record in the 50 meter freestyle in the 100-104 age group. George becomes a centenarian in April, so he qualified for the 100-104 age group. George swam the 50m in 56.12 seconds, 35 seconds faster than the previous record that was set in 2014. George says that the key to his success as a record breaking swimmer is to work on his technique and pacing. Strangely enough, his thoughts about swimming are the same thoughts I have about fapping:

“At this age it takes a while to get going… you get exhausted much more easily, but if you do it sensibly, the rewards are astronomical. My first dozen strokes were well balanced and the trick is to just carry it on progressively, putting a little bit of increasing effort in each stroke,”

The current overall record for the men’s 50m freestyle is 20.91 seconds (for the long course) and 20.26 seconds (for the short course).

If I did the 50m freestyle swim, I’d be done with it in 0.5 seconds. No, I wouldn’t complete it in 0.5 seconds. It’d take me 0.5 seconds to pull off my swim cap, say “fuck it” and take my ass to T.G.I. Friday’s to get a drink and wings after doing that hard work out. So George could easily beat me, and well, if he keeps working on his strokes, he’ll make it all the way to Tokyo2020 and win it all! And mostly because his competitors will stand back to watch that glorious grandpa dolphin go. And when he wins gold, can he get a medal made out of Werther’s Originals instead?

Pic: SBS

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